Whatever happened to getting-off go-tos like humping a pillow or stuffed animal? Hell, even a trusty hand or vibrator is quite common these days. Nope! At least, not for some female Redditors who’ve taken, umm, creative liberties when it comes to masturbation.
In my quest to better understand the solo-sex habits of women, I sought out subjects who turn to offbeat items to orgasm. Self-pleasure away, ladies! Who am I to judge what turns you on? Trust me, I’m all about coming as often as possible. I’m just damn glad that Reddit doesn’t have a visual component. Wandering down the Reddit rabbit hole isn’t for the faint of heart. Praise the lard, but realistically, I’m never, ever going to stick a pork loin or frozen sausage in my pussy.
Here are 20 not-so-common items the women of Reddit have used to masturbate: