Guess who bought a new butt plug? Guess whose new butt plug is a bunny tail? Guess whose new bunny tail butt plug is super cute? Guess whose super cute new bunny tail butt plug led to happy dancing around their bedroom because they felt utterly adorable and very subby? Yes, it’s ME!
It’s Valentine’s Day, and I’m celebrating with cake and porn and my Doxy. This particular day is special to me – and not just because I can break out my bee-summoning dance. It’s also one when self-care is extremely important. Today I slept late and wore my favourite knickers and wrote Valentine’s cards to my friends – a personal ‘fuck you’ to a society that tells me I should be in a heterosexual monogamous relationship, not snuggling in bed with my girlfriends.