Butt plug baking poetry

If you follow me on Twitter, you may have noticed that today I’ve been tweeting about #buttplugbaking. I’m currently full of the cold, and my flu-like symptoms have now been joined by period cramps, so in an effort to feel sexy (and end up with yummy baked goods) I decided that I would make muffins with a butt plug in. As you do…

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Once in a lifetime… or maybe not?

I was honoured that my image from last week was the prompt for this week’s Masturbation Monday, and I knew exactly what I wanted to write. My lipstick has made another appearance in today’s photo, but I would like to present the fantasy that follows without comment.

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Mirror slut

The last Masturbation Monday post I published was my first ever guest post, and as my pretty boy pointed out, he did ace it, so I have a lot to live up to this week. However, I have a plan up my sleeve: I’m taking part in February Photofest, so my words can be combined with a photo…

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Oh What a Beautiful Morning

This is my first ever guest post, kindly contributed by my very own pretty boy. He is a wonderful and very kinky friend, and I was so excited when he asked if he could contribute something to my blog for this week’s Masturbation Monday. He’s captured one of our favourite fantasies, and I hope you find it as hot as I do…

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Waking up

This is how I want to wake up: with two women either side of me, talking casually about what they are going to do to me, as though I’m not even there. Far too much of today has been spent on turning this fantasy into words, and even this doesn’t quite capture everything I hoped it would.

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Uses of Yule log

As we approach Christmas, I have been horrified to find that some people I considered to possess excellent taste consider a Christmas pudding to be superior to a Yule log. I’m being as serious with this statement as one can be about festive desserts, of course, but the debate sparked an idea. To correct the whole of Twitter, though, the perfect Christmas sweet treat is a mince pie, and if anyone writes me a piece of erotica involving mince pies they will be declared The Best.

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