Dildos and glasses

Although yesterday I promised photos of my arse filled with the butt plug I wore while baking, looking at them today I decided that I’m not totally sure I’m ready to share them yet. However, I hope I can make up for this by offering a short insight into the fantasies which filled my head this morning and pulled my hand down between my legs…

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Butt plug baking poetry

If you follow me on Twitter, you may have noticed that today I’ve been tweeting about #buttplugbaking. I’m currently full of the cold, and my flu-like symptoms have now been joined by period cramps, so in an effort to feel sexy (and end up with yummy baked goods) I decided that I would make muffins with a butt plug in. As you do…

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I like the simplicity of this photo. It was a delightful surprise to find that – quite accidentally – I had pulled on a bra and panties that matched so well yesterday, and I couldn’t not snap a photo. I always feel more aware of my body and my sexuality when I’m wearing matching underwear: I want people to tell me how cute I look!

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Sundays are for showers

Sundays are for sleepy spooning. Sundays are for sweet, slow screwing. Sundays are for snuggling on the sofa. Sundays are for spanking your sub when they’re sassy. Sundays are for  screwing and strategic stimulation and sucking bruises into their skin. Sundays are for showers, to wash the week away…

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A good ache

You know the ache you get when you’ve done a really long run the day before, one where you really pushed yourself? When you’re sore in such a good way, and the dull pain in every muscle reminds you how I exerted myself the pervious day. For me, the best discovery in the last year is that sex does exactly the same thing.

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Things that won’t happen tonight

I must be getting brave: here is another piece of erotica to go with my February Photofest shot featuring people who at potentially going to read it. And indeed whose toy drawer I borrowed the cuffs from to add to this photo – I hope they’ll forgive me for this. This isn’t the story I expected to write today, but right now – when I’m a little bit tipsy and very horny – it’s the only one I can think of…

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