Month: May 2018

Training for a marathon

I’m really missing my laptop, but despite this there are a thousand filthy thoughts whirling around in my head so I’ve attempted to get some...

Tits in the snow

It’s the final day of February Photofest, and this means that somehow I’ve taken and posted twenty-eight photographs this month. At the start of the...

The uses of books: Girl Up

Recently I bought a heap of truly fabulous books, which I’m happily devouring on train journeys and in spare moments before the start of lectures....

The smell of my cunt

Somewhere, there is a guy who insists that I have stolen a pair of his boxers. I haven’t, but considering the number of times I...